January 2011
Why I hate being single in...
imissthewaywewere:
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?” Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.”
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on New Year’s?” Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…”
Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?” Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!”
bitches! D:<
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How Valentines Day will go
randomness-is-epic:
my friends:
me:
When my crush sits next to me
fyeahdenise:
space-bound:
Outside:
Inside:
OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
DITTO :”> :”>
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When you see someone you used to talk to...
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I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the...
& now i fall asleep on the couch and BAM “WAKE UP BITCH GO TO YOUR BED”
I will be my own valentine because I'm fucking...
I. AM. FUCKING. AMAZING!!!!
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually,...
a-happyheart:
“Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.”
Reblog if you shower naked.
alwaysmythunder:
YOU WHORES.
That Moment When You're Drifting Off To Sleep &...
Solution to Tumblr Capacity Problem:
vpg:
This should work effortlessly.
Who's going to be single on the 14th of February?
tumbledew:
-kindlyunspoken:
erinnern-:
Single’s Awareness Day
:(
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Watcha seven story tall porn shop in Tokyo
This is why I love Japan hahahahahahahaha
Periodic exams tomorrow.
fyeahdenise:
kimberlydecidestoblog:
12am and still on Tumblr:
Go to sleep without bothering to study:
Mom wakes you up next morning:
Remember the exams:
Going to school:
Last minute studying:
Teacher announces start of the exams:
Upon seeing test questions:
Realizes there’s no hope:
Start guessing like a boss:
End of exams:
Friend tells you you’ll fail...
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to...
emilylovesyoux:
takinchancesandfindinromance:
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all , at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male actually is the same. and once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick…..i guess it’s kinda...
Reblog if you're not pregnant.
yes! hahahahahahahaha
Reblog if you're single, yet you always seem to...
When someone asks me, "How's your love life?"
peeta-bread:
mudbloodsanddemigods:
I answer it with: “I have a love life?”
^ lol
When the bell rings, and everyone starts packing...
kayteepwns2:
Teacher: The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do.
WELL THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BELL FOR?!
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