Why I hate being single in...
imissthewaywewere: Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?” Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.” Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on New Year’s?” Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…” Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?” Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!” bitches! D:<
How Valentines Day will go
randomness-is-epic: my friends: me:
When my crush sits next to me
fyeahdenise: space-bound: Outside: Inside: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR DITTO :”> :”>
When you see someone you used to talk to...
I miss being a little kid. You fall asleep in the...
& now i fall asleep on the couch and BAM “WAKE UP BITCH GO TO YOUR BED”
I will be my own valentine because I'm fucking...
I. AM. FUCKING. AMAZING!!!!
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually,...
a-happyheart: “Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.”
Reblog if you shower naked.
alwaysmythunder: YOU WHORES.
That Moment When You're Drifting Off To Sleep &...
Solution to Tumblr Capacity Problem:
vpg: This should work effortlessly.
Who's going to be single on the 14th of February?
tumbledew: -kindlyunspoken: erinnern-: Single’s Awareness Day :(
a seven story tall porn shop in Tokyo This is why I love Japan hahahahahahahaha
Periodic exams tomorrow.
fyeahdenise: kimberlydecidestoblog: 12am and still on Tumblr: Go to sleep without bothering to study: Mom wakes you up next morning: Remember the exams: Going to school: Last minute studying: Teacher announces start of the exams: Upon seeing test questions: Realizes there’s no hope: Start guessing like a boss: End of exams: Friend tells you you’ll fail...
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to...
takinchancesandfindinromance: A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all , at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male actually is the same. and once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick…..i guess it’s kinda...
Reblog if you're not pregnant.
Reblog if you're single, yet you always seem to...
When someone asks me, "How's your love life?"
peeta-bread: mudbloodsanddemigods: I answer it with: “I have a love life?” ^ lol
When the bell rings, and everyone starts packing...
kayteepwns2: Teacher: The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do. WELL THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BELL FOR?!