April 2011
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What do royals say during an orgasm?
yebrensaye: “Oh that is quite lovely!” “Marvellous!  That sure is the spot there.” “OH I SAY!” “WHY THIS IS SO EXQUISITE!!” “By all means, put it in already.”
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
Apr 28th
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In Japan, "fly away" is slang for orgasm
desperados: shannondorf: stndrdth: dashingentrance: ithrustt: wordler: sekoshi: coffeemustache: 8heartbeats: pixelheroine: yourwholeschool: roullon: tollertag: gallowscalibrator: vivaladicks: suddenly Panty and Stocking’s transformation music makes even more sense  oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. oh oh oh oh oh
Apr 28th
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People who make the same face in every picture.
myparamore: vindicated-vanila04: Lindsey Lohan: Beyonce: Duck-Face Girl: Paris Hilton: Nick Jonas: Lady Gaga: Paula Dean: Kristen Stewart: Brock: WHOA GO BROCK GO!! :)))))
Apr 28th
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When Something Falls In Your Room In The Middle Of...
theyonlylikeyouforthecandy:
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
Friendster is officially shutting down.
sephyjean: matabangstick: Shet. All the JEJEs are homeless now. facebook….get ready
Apr 27th
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Selena doesn't deserve this.
thedenisecarla: biebergasmic: And these people call themselves fans of Bieber. I mean, I’m not a fan of Bieber but calling Selena those kind of hurtful words… Ugh. WTFH?!
Apr 27th
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ITS TOO FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 27th
What's the difference between a mosquito and a...
babeyouarefuckingperfect: When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
-foreigndisplaysofaffection: CALM YO TITS!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 25th
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“A sandwich without meat isn’t a sandwich; it’s just lonely bread.”
– Dan Stark(The Good Guys)
Apr 25th
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When I tell my friend somebody's cute
They point at the person and speak so loud! and I’m just like NIGGA SHHHHHHH! 
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Guys, I can't go on Tumblr tomorrow. I have lots...
thedenisecarla: itsgonnabejemmiebee: twistedsatisfaction: I’m a celebrity lol ^
Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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