What do royals say during an orgasm?
yebrensaye: “Oh that is quite lovely!” “Marvellous! That sure is the spot there.” “OH I SAY!” “WHY THIS IS SO EXQUISITE!!” “By all means, put it in already.”
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
In Japan, "fly away" is slang for orgasm
desperados: shannondorf: stndrdth: dashingentrance: ithrustt: wordler: sekoshi: coffeemustache: 8heartbeats: pixelheroine: yourwholeschool: roullon: tollertag: gallowscalibrator: vivaladicks: suddenly Panty and Stocking’s transformation music makes even more sense oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. oh oh oh oh oh
People who make the same face in every picture.
myparamore: vindicated-vanila04: Lindsey Lohan: Beyonce: Duck-Face Girl: Paris Hilton: Nick Jonas: Lady Gaga: Paula Dean: Kristen Stewart: Brock: WHOA GO BROCK GO!! :)))))
When Something Falls In Your Room In The Middle Of...
Friendster is officially shutting down.
sephyjean: matabangstick: Shet. All the JEJEs are homeless now. facebook….get ready
Selena doesn't deserve this.
thedenisecarla: biebergasmic: And these people call themselves fans of Bieber. I mean, I’m not a fan of Bieber but calling Selena those kind of hurtful words… Ugh. WTFH?!
ITS TOO FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between a mosquito and a...
babeyouarefuckingperfect: When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.
-foreigndisplaysofaffection: CALM YO TITS!!!!!!!!!!
A sandwich without meat isn’t a sandwich; it’s just lonely bread.– Dan Stark(The Good Guys)
When I tell my friend somebody's cute
They point at the person and speak so loud! and I’m just like NIGGA SHHHHHHH!
Guys, I can't go on Tumblr tomorrow. I have lots...
thedenisecarla: itsgonnabejemmiebee: twistedsatisfaction: I’m a celebrity lol ^